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... with a gun and a pack of sandwiches Feb. 26, 2004 - Thursday --- All those paradoxes --- You can't be brave if you're not scared... ... *oooooh* ... ... ... But you CAN be 100% scared and never be brave. ... Like me! ... ho ho ho Feb. 23, 2004 - Monday --- Hunny, I thought I told you to put it down! --- I should patent this idea. ... It's really pure genius and I should win an award for being very clever. ... Men around the world will thank me. ... Women's rights groups will be in an upheaval. ... Companies everywhere will want my idea. ... And then they'll want my thoughts on the design specifications, functionality and aesthetics ... I could make billions! ... ... No wait ... MILLIONS!!!!!! *Dr. Evil Laugh* ... ... Think about this for just a second ... ... ... Spring ... ... Loaded ... .... Toilet ... ... Seats ... ... The toilet seat's default position is ALWAYS UP. ... This would be done with a spring loaded mechanism at the hinge joint where the toilet seat meets the toilet bowl. ... The seat will always be UP! ... Men everywhere will be liberated from the duty to have to put the seat down after every trip to the toilet. ... Men everywhere won't have to put up with those jerks who are too lazy to lift the public seats and end up spraying all over them. ... No more caked-on, 34 day old urine stains. ... No more girlfriend/wife giving us a hard time for not puting the seat down! ... No more pain, gentlemen ... ... NO MORE PAIN! Now some of you wise guys are thinking to yourselves: "well how the hell do I do #2? ... How the flush am I supposed to keep the toilet seat down when I have to go boom boom really bad?" ... And no doubt, most of the female readers are thinking the same thing and that's assuming that they've even taken the time to read this far. ... Well here's where the genius idea continues: ... ... The locking mechanism That's right ... A mechanism on the lower bowl of the toilet that locks the toilet seat in place. ... Perhaps it could be an eletro-magnet that only works when a switch on the side of the toilet is on. ... Or maybe it could be a mechanical lock on the edge of the toilet bowl surface. ... Regardless, there will be a mechanism to address the problem of doing doo-doo dumpy for the boys. ... ... Furthermore, the introduction of this locking mechanism could actually be used to permanently lock the toilet in "seat-down" mode. ... That's right, I've thought about the girls too! ... ... For instance, the locking mechanism could utilize a key, or a combination. ... That way, an all female house can purchase my product, put the seat down, apply the locking measures and use the security features like key or combination or fingerprint ID, etc.. ... The product, in the end, is universal! ... So who's with me? ... ... Today is "idea day". ... Tomorrow is "visit venture capital firms day" ... ... And beyond that, the future looks great. ... Pee Pee will never be the same again. Feb. 20, 2004 - Friday Sometimes you wake up in a room that feels foreign... ... and sometimes you just wake up Feb. 19, 2004 - Thursday --- Sleep as luxury --- Such is the life of the insomniac... Oh I put in some long dated pictures ... And I also started up ellipsis again. ... And I just fell asleep at my computer. Perhaps there is room for sleep tonight after all. ... The bed is a happy place... Feb. 18, 2004 - Wednesday --- I like breathing --- I only wish I could actually breathe. ... When you have a cold like mine, nothing else matters except tea, hot showers and a bed. ... Wait a minute ... That's me ALL the time ... Feb. 17, 2004 - Tuesday --- A change --- You like it? ... |
| Jason Ahn |