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July 16, 2004 - Friday

--- Christian sluts? ---

I'm sure most of us have heard of FHM magazine. ... Its like Maxim magazine. ... Girls, sports, girls, beer, girls, gadgets, girls and girls. ...

FHM actually stands for: "For Him Magazine" ... which is appropriate since the magazine is all about girls. ... But if you look at the name, it can take on an altogether different meaning.

For Him Magazine

Sounds like a Christian magazine, doesn't it? ... ... Life irony #2993842054

July 13, 2004 - Tuesday

--- Back ---

So I'm back. ... Its been a while. ... I think people who blog say "Its been a while since I've blogged" about 10 times a year. Maybe more. ... Yeah so. ... I'm working. Have no time. But life is strangely good. ... Well maybe not good. ... It's just not horrifically horribly horrible like I always usually make it out to be.

So. I've updated the ellipsis section. ... This one's for all you hardcores out there.

Uh... I run out of things to say when I'm doing nothing interesting. ... ... Have you ever answered the phone when you're on the can? ... Well the other day I'm in the bathroom at work. ... Taking a "drank too many damned coffees" induced piss. ... ... And I hear this dude in the stall taking the loudest, most excruciating dump ever. ... The guy was shitting a brick that could've been part of the Egyptian pyramids. ...

Anyway ...

Dude's phone rings while he's mid-fart ... ... He sighs, stops ... Then picks up the phone. ...

WHY? ...

He then proceeds to chat up a customer about their fall deployment schedule for one of our company's products. ... All the while delivering what must've been a healthy 6 lbs. 4 oz. log of shit. ... I shuddered. ... I pissed as fast as I could ... and I got the hell outta there. ...

Please please please please PLEASE don't ever answer your phone while taking a dump. ...

--- Updates ... at your own risk ---

So there's some new stuff in the pictures section. ... Its very ... gay? ... ... Please note that these pictures, in no way, reflect my sexual preference. ... ...

Or maybe they do? ...

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