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March 30 , 2005 - Wednesday

--- At a loss for turds ---

I'm constipated. ...

Not the first thing you want to hear from me after such a long blogging absence? ... Well too bad ... My shit is hard and everyone is going to hear about it. moo haha. ... I should never have eaten those buffalo chicken strips. ...

So I'm back in the game. I dunno what compelled me to start up the site again, but here it is. ... A whole website worth of random rants and pictures that will hopefully make you laugh, cry, cringe or build up the desire to reunite with a long, lost relative. ... As you can see in the left navigation bar, there are 7 months that have no links to them. ... I haven't done this for 7 months. ... In that time, I have switched jobs, switched apartments, lost hundreds of dollars in both real and online poker, bought my first Apple computer, consumed large quantities of alcohol, learned how to cook a quick salmon steak meal, forgotten how to shoot a basketball, made my muscles bigger working out, slept more than I should have, read less than I should have, taken 0 pictures, discovered a ton of new favorite bands, passed out face down on my hardwood floor and turned 25. ... (and a partridge in a pear tree? ...)

Okay so I did a lot more than that, and there are probably some interesting stories in there ... But I can't be bothered to type too much. .. This is, after all, my inaugural return. ... Does that even make sense? ... Inaugural return. ...

New to (possibly) come on the website will be a comments section for each post, maybe a music section ... and if I'm feeling super not-lazy, I'll redo the layout.

Kyle: "Do you think that ... That there are people who are actually robots ... living among us?"
Jack: "No, we don't have the technology yet"