When you're sick as a dog, nothing else matters except for sleep. ... Oddly enough, my sleeping patterns also regulate when I'm sick. Usually I'm a complete night owl. ... But when I'm sick, I go to sleep early and get up at a decent time. ... This sometimes means that I'll make it to work on time and un-tired... albeit extremely sick. ...
What I'm trying to say is ... this kid plays piano better than you:
Watch it til the very end... he goes nuts at the end...
Sep. 18, 2006 - Monday
--- untitled #naked ---
Where do we draw the line at nakedness? ... Obviously we have to be naked in the shower ... and CAN'T be naked giving a Monday morning presentation at work... But what about naked at home? ... It's fine for couples in the bedroom ... Fine for kids when they're really young (that's not a pedophiliac statement ... it's just the truth.) ... But when there's no one home and the curtains are drawn, is it wrong to do naked laundry folding? ... or naked net surfing? ... ... Naked cooking is getting a little far, especially with guys who have shoulder hair that could drop into their spaghetti. ... ... naked eating? ... is that alright? ... naked TV? ... Naked TV doesn't sound too bad since couples do it in bed. ... What about walking around naked in the morning while brushing your teeth after waking up? ... I don't think it's too bad...
As Cookie Monster would say: "C is for COOKIE, it's good enough for me!" ...
Seriously though, the moral of today's post is:... ... My sister moved in with me last week, so there are certain things I can't do around the house. ... ... Like I can't play music too loud when she's sleeping. And um ... I can't just let the door slam on my way out in the mornings. ... yeah.
Actually I'm just kidding... The pictures and design on this website are way too cool to actually have come from me. ... If I was this cool, I could probably quit my job, never work again and still live a decent life off of just being so cool. ... uhh ... That didn't make any sense... But this dude's website and pictures are pretty cool... As Mean Girl #2 would say: "That is SO fetch!"...
Okay on to better things... Your random website for the day is: Man Weds Goat
SNAP! ... The best part is that they have a map detailing where this event took place so that everyone reading the article can collectively laugh at the entire nation...
Does anyone think this site needs redesign? ... ho hum hmmm
Sep. 09, 2006 - Saturday
--- meatballs, haggis, blondes and radiohead ---
The long awaited post on my two part trip to Stockholm, Sweden and Edinburgh, Scotland. ... Check out the albums, or check out the highlights in the pictures below:
So the trip started as above. ... This is Ant at my place just before we left for the airport. He's holding a big bottle of ... ambiguous smoke...
The city of Stockholm
I took quite a few pictures, but somehow almost half of them ended up being pictures of funny Swedish signs. ... The next few pictures are all of signs that made me laugh.
The nerd in me couldn't help it. ... Make fun of my nerdiness, and I'll cut you down with Obi-Wan-Kenobi's custom made LJUSSABLAR! ...
Who cut the cheese?
That Rea is such a slut! ...
Word. I'm sick of drinking fake coffee...
I heard your MOM shops here... .... OHHHHHH SNAP!
oh god ... ... oh god ... ... I might make the "man-salsa" in my pants just thinking about how good these Swedish meatballs tasted...
Place your bets...
Yes: They sell alcohol in Sweden...
coooool...
Sunset on Grinda island... some 80 km east of Stockholm in a sea of about 23000 other tiny and beautiful islands
Kiss = Piss ... ... Bajs = Poop ... ... These dolls = Funny ass shit