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I have many layers. I'm like... lasagna... Oct. 29, 2006 - Sunday --- 2 + 2 = 5 --- I have this friend... let's call him Albert Huh. ... Albert and I always have fond discussions about "halfies"... Halfies are girls of mixed race and are generally understood to be really hot. ... For Albert and myself, the holy grail of halfies is the hot half-Asian, half-White mixed girl. ... Recently, over MSN, Albert posed to me a very important question: "If you have a three-way with two Asian/White halfies, is that like having sex with a full Asian and a full White girl?" These are important midnight questions we must all strive to want to understand to ponder to know to believe... Speaking of three-way-action... Speaking of the movie Ghost... Speaking of Wikipedia vandalism... Oct. 26, 2006 - Thursday --- Pretty please with sugar on top? ---
Oct. 23, 2006 - Monday --- Bollywood Houlevard --- I don't even have to say anything for this post... The below speaks for itself... In fact, I'm not worthy to put words in the same space as the following video:
Oct. 18, 2006 - Wednesday --- I saved Latin --- Rushmore... I dunno how this one skipped me. Why didn't someone tell me about this film? ... Max Fischer may have saved Latin, but Rushmore saved my week... Oct. 15, 2006 - Sunday --- The random bashing of the United States by way of their sports teams' names --- I've become addicted to football (soccer) this last year living in the UK. ... I read the football news everyday and am familiar with many of the teams, the players and the brutal inability to watch them on TV due to laws set up in the UK that prohibit broadcasting during peak game times. (I'm not even going to get into this... it makes me too angry) ... Now, the States have their own soccer league called MLS. (Major League Soccer, or Major League SUCK-er, if you wanna be cute.) ... Everyone here makes fun of it, and why shouldn't they? ... It's lower quality games with players you've never heard of that think they're amazing. ... Besides, some good old fashioned American bashing never hurt anyone, right? ... ... Well, here's another reason to diss American soccer. ... The MLS has teams all over America, some with pretty stupid names. ... The San Jose Earthquakes. ... Why? ... Why would you name your team something so blatantly stupid? ... Naming your team after an animal or soldier or patriotic symbol or suitable adjective is alright. There's the New York Yankees and the Montreal Canadians and the Detroit Tigers and the Utah Jazz, for instance. ... But when you know you're starting to run out of names when you name your city's sports team after the natural disaster / weather conditions prevalent there. ... The San Jose Earthquakes. ... That'd be like making a team called the Toronto Snowflakes, or the Miami Sunshine... ... Or the New Orleans Flood. ... It sounds ridiculous, it automatically puts a negative connotation on your team ... and lastly, disrespects the memories of earthquake victims in the SanFran/SanJose/BayArea. ... But what the hell, right? ... Only in America! They should extend this naming convention to national teams. ... Then we could have the American Weapons of Mass Destruction. HOO-AH! Oct. 11, 2006 - Wednesday --- Walk on the mild side --- I usually never walk out of concerts or movies. ... But tonight, I had to walk-out on Hot Chip. ... Now all the hipsters and music critics and cool people agree that Hot Chip is hot shit. ... And yeah I gave the albums a listen and enjoyed some of what I heard. ... I also have only been to maybe 2 or 3 Electronic music concerts and had a generally good time at each. ... But this concert was different. ... First off, there were 5 guys and not a single drummer. ... That dissapointed me. I know I know, it's an indie-electronic band so a drummer isn't really necessary, but still... I felt cheated. The "drummer" was a guy on the far left who controlled the level of volume coming out of a drum machine. ... I dunno, maybe I was just in a bad mood today or wasn't into the gig or didn't have anyone there to spur me on (I went to the concert alone)... But somehow they didn't do it for me. I had to walk out after the first 6 or 7 songs. ... The venue was also a little too big, filled with idiots and overly damp and hot. ... I left the place suffering a major allergy attack... and now my nose is fully blocked, my eyes are watery and I look like this:
Okay, so I don't really look like that (but your MOM does), I just feel really awful. ... On 14th thought, my allergies were probably the real reason I didn't have a good time tonight. ... Sorry Hot Chip, I didn't mean to rag on you guys so badly. ... You're not horrible live, you just mildly suck... Oct. 05, 2006 - Thursday --- sick like GOOD sick? ... or sick like BAD sick? --- It's over. The last of it. I'm no longer sick. ... The entire month of September I dated this chick named KLEENEX... White girl... Well, sometimes a light green or orange... And sometimes even medicated! ... oh if only I were funny! So I've been reborn. In uhhh... October. ... October re-birth. ... Yeah the start of this month heralded two big "good"s in my life. October rocks! ... Go Hallowe'en! So this post is to let everyone know I'm still e-alive, as opposed to e-dead. ... So write me e-mail and let me know how you're all doing! ... God I gotta stop this post. ... And I should really stop talking to Mary-Jane everytime I update the website... ... Check it, here's a picture of me playing with my new built-in iSight camera and the photo software that the new iMac comes standard with:
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