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It's a nice way to die, she's so easy on the eyes...

Feb. 11, 2007 - Sunday

--- The taste bud orgasm ---

I'm not normally a guy that toots his own horn... But once in a while, a moment of unparalleled genius will hit me and I'm creative in ways that shock and scare me. ... Today I went to a new plane of existence, an enlightened state, a secret level... of culinary ingenuity.

Behold, my creation:

Pilsbury Pizza Pops & Strawberry flavoured mini-wheats

This is not a joke. I will admit that when I first concocted this dish, it was in pure jest. It was simple experimentation and I laughed out loud when I put the two together on the same plate. ... ... But then I had a taste. It doesn't matter if you eat them at the same time, or if you chase one with the other... The party's not just in your mouth, it penetrates the very fabric of your understanding of taste. I shit you not, in a few years this will be a delicacy.

Feb. 06, 2007 - Tuesday

--- My new hero ---

This is an excerpt from a wikipedia article on Weird Al Yankovic. It's about Kurt Cobain's impression of Weird Al. Enjoy...

Kurt Cobain of Nirvana said that the band felt they had "made it" after Yankovic recorded "Smells Like Nirvana", a parody of the grunge band's smash hit, "Smells Like Teen Spirit". On his Behind the Music special, Yankovic stated that when he called Cobain to ask if he could parody the song, Cobain gave him permission, then paused and asked, "Um...it's not gonna be about food, is it?" Yankovic responded with "No, it'll be about how no one can understand your lyrics". According to members of Nirvana interviewed for Behind the Music, when they saw the video of the song, they laughed hysterically. Additionally, Cobain reportedly referred to Yankovic as "a musical genius" in his personal diary.

My new hero. Weird Al.

Feb. 05, 2007 - Monday

--- Baby it's cold outside ---

Now I don't know who this "Baby" is... But it's fawking cold out there. ... With the wind chill, some weather people say it'll feel like -30. ... Wicked awesome. I'm no stranger to cold weather cause I grew up in the ditch that is Sault Ste. Marie. But still, this winter is kicking my ass. ... (Sorry to all you readers from the Soo. But you really live in a crummy town. ha.)

Now I'll admit it's stupid cold out there. But have you seen what they're saying on the news? ... The weather people are using words like "Dangerous Freezing Chills", "Extremely unsafe driving conditions" and using sentences like: "your skin will freeze in a matter of minutes". ... What the Faulk? ... Can you imagine what visitors to Canada think when they see these news broadcasts? ... Imagine you're an Australian dude visiting Toronto for the first time to see your cousin... and you get off the plane only to watch a pretty Canadian boy in a suit on the news telling you your face will freeze off in 30 seconds if you step your Kangaroo-ass outdoors? ... ...

"See the CN tower? ... Naw, mate... I'd rather stay in, watch Crocodile Dundee and build a big BONFIRE in the 'loo" ...

Our weather news people are fucking sick...